Sentence: I do not have semtex tits.

I do not have sem­tex tits.

— I had my TENS machine on. On going out to lunch, took machine off and hid leads in my bra so didn't look like a suicide bomber! The conversation went on from there...

Submitted by Kavey F (Kavey) on 7 Nov 2011
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